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Dark City: Car Park Murder

6.8.07 09:29


Rocky: From Rags to Riches to Eighties Insanity

 
So last week I was browsing through a DVD store when I came across a find and a half - all five Rocky movies. I'd recently watched the new one, Rocky Balboa, which I thought was great. I've always felt the Rocky movies are the male chick-flick, so to speak - whilst nothing pulls a woman's heart strings more than a tale of two lovers trying to be together, whatever the adversity, nothing pulls a man's heart strings more than watching the underdog try and make something for himself and stand up for what he believes in (I will admit, with no shame, that when Rocky started training and that Bill Conti theme started playing, I shed a tear), which is pretty much what the Rocky movies are about.
 
Or so I thought.
 
When I was a kid, I couldn't appreciate Rocky I & II as much. Considering I was born in 1980, my introduction to Rocky was part III, when he not only fights Mr.T but also, in a charity fight, Hulk Hogan. Being a kid who watched the A-Team and Wrestlemania back when it was under the moniker of WWF, nothing was cooler than Rocky III. And Rocky IV? Come on... Drago! How cool is that for an eighties kid?!
 
But now, re-watching Rocky I&II, I finally realized how fucking good those movies are. I honestly don't think Stallone has been better as an actor or writer than in those two movies. Rocky's character is so well formed, a lovable oaf, a guy who ain't too bright but he's got that drive inside of him. And the core of Rocky I is that sweet little love story between him and Adrienne (did I spell that right?). Then there's his relationship with Adrienne's brother, Paulie. And of course, Burgess Meredith as the coach. Great character. Even his opponent, Apollo Creed, is given enough screen time and story to show his motivations. They're great movies. I cried at the end of both of them.
 
Hell, I don't think any other movie series has made me cry as much as Rocky. Just the look on his face at the end of Part I when all the press are trying to interview him and all he wants is Adrienne and he's crying out her name, the look on his face just made me lose it. Then, in Part II, when he finally wins and calls out for Adrienne on the TV, shouting out "I did it!"... goddamn if that ain't a male chick-flick bonanza. I ain't ashamed. It's Rocky. I'll cry as much as I goddamn want. If I started crying during 'Bridges of Madison County' you then have my permission to call me a little bitch.
 
So then I pop in Rocky III, the movie I remember from my childhood... and good God do things get different. I never thought of the Rocky movies as homoerotic in any way, but now... there's just this undercurrent, this really weird subtext running throughout the movie. It's so incredibly camp! I mentioned this to a gay friend of mine and he had this look in his eyes like, "you only just noticed?" You've got Hulk Hogan playing a guy named "Thunderlips", for Gods sake. Fucking THUNDERLIPS. And Mr. T wants Rocky a bit too much for his own good.
 
But no, that is not the most homoerotic moment in the movie. That is reserved for Rocky's relationship with Apollo Creed...
 
 
That's not too bad, but this...
 
 
...is more than just 'brotherly love'.
 
In slow-motion, they hug and clap in the sea, water spraying around them, a look of immense joy in their faces...
 
Yeah.
 
And don't even get me started on the ending where they have their plaful rematch before 'Eye of the Tiger' kicks in.
 
Speaking of which, why the flying fuck does Apollo Creed have to say "Come on Rocky! Eye of the tiger!" so many goddamn times!? It's fucking annoying!
 
Ok, so even if you forget all the homoeroticism, there's still the issue of the script. It's here where the character of Rocky starts changing. He's not as mumbly and bumbling as he was in the first two, and by Rocky IV? He's not even a semblance of the good ol' Rocky from the streets of Philadelphia.
 
I swear, Rocky IV's script is probably 35 pages long. 40 pages max. Ivan Drago comes to fight in America, Apollo fights him and dies, Rocky goes to Moscow to fight Ivan. That's it. Period. Full-stop. No side stories with the other characters, no sub-plots, that's all there is. So how is it filled up to a feature length? By having so many montages it makes your head spin, which is ironic when you consider a movie which is pretty much a Reagan era all-out Commie-bash against the Soviets uses the film techniques the Russians themselves pioneered.
 
And Paulie has a robot! A fucking robot! No one in their homes have robots like that NOW!
 
See, that's the weird thing about watching Rocky I to IV back to back. The change in tone between the first two and the next two is just so sudden and jarring. I still think Rocky III and IV are fun movies, but Rocky I and II are the good ones, and watching III or IV after either of those two is just a painful experience.
 
Incidentally, I didn't buy Rocky V because I remember the street brawl at the end, which I thought was a crap way to end a Rocky movie, but I also remember it having a good concept, and maybe after Rocky III and IV Rocky V may actually be good. Who knows... 
2.8.07 10:25


Dark City: Eye See Eye Believe

So yeah, another one of my episodes will be popping up next week (I think, still trying to get confirmation). After the mind-fuckery that was my last episode, this one's a bit more straight forward, although still not that linear.

Interesting note: The other day the editor at Niche, James, commented on how every single one of my episodes starts at the end. I never realized this until he pointed it out, but it's true. And if I don't start at the end, I'll start at the beginning, then go to the end, then go to the middle, then the beginning, then the end again (blame Tarantino).

I think the main reason I do this is because of the format and the knowledge of how fickle people watching TV can be. If I start with some kind of weird fucked up shit for five minutes, with no explanation, then go straight to what happened before in order to make the audience watch the whole show. I don't know if it works, but fingers crossed, eh?

So yeah. 'Eye See Eye Believe' (or, as it's called in Malaysia, 'Mata Nampak Mata Percaya'). A straight up pontianak story (that's a Malaysian vampire for you Westerners), with a twist. The script was pretty tight and simple. A bit too simple, actually. For the first time I wrote too little, and had to shoot an extra scene after I edited it to fit the run-time (my original cut was 13 minutes long). This was also the first production where I got to use a bunch of really cool rigs for attaching cameras to cars...


The cool thing about these rigs is that you can just keep driving and shooting and the shots you get look so much more high-budgeted than it actually is.

Unfortunately, the bad thing about the set up is that the cameras are rather obstructive. We had one camera at the front with a piece of card above it to stop any glare which already made it difficult for the actor to drive, then another on the left hand side which made it worse because if you drove too close to anything on the left you run the risk of destroying the camera.


The ladder was actually used to do the spook floating scene. I needed a close up of the pontianak's feet rising and originally we thought we could just lift the actress up. No go. In the end, she sat down on the ladder and the two guys on either side lifted the ladder up and moved it forward, making it seem like she's floating. Nifty, eh?


I could've sworn I'd win this bet, but I didn't. Blasted rain!


So, yeah. Tune in next week on Astro Ria at 10.30pm Wednesday to check out this sordid little story. Please.

24.7.07 11:57


The Writers Lament

Ah, the joys of being a writer.

Technically, there's not much cost involved, is there? All you really need is a laptop, or a typewriter, hell, maybe even just a pen and a notepad. Not much cost at all.

But then again, there's the need to spin ideas from one's head. There's the tough bit. Ideas have no cost, and yet are priceless. You have to pluck them from the air and hope their good enough.

And sometimes you can't pluckin' pluck.

Like me.

I've got so many projects I have to write right now and the clock is steadily ticking. I have one definite telemovie to finish by next week (and may have another on my plate with a similar deadline), a pilot for a TV show, a corporate video and of course, my own little projects.

Ah, the joys of plucking.

The whole weekend I tried to write. And what did I do instead? Stared at the computer for a bit. Then re-arranged items on my desktop. Then I backed up some files and decided to defrag the computer. Since it's defraging, I decided to watch an episode of 'The Green Wing' on DVD. That turned to five episodes. Then I met up with a friend and had a drink, complaining about how I couldn't get 'in the mood' to write.

And that's the thing, isn't it? If you're not in the mood, you just plain aren't. You can't force it. But I need to. Deadline's are looming, people, and due to my track-record of being able to conk out thirty pages a day people assume I shall shower them with the seeds of my deranged brain instantly.

Bugger that.

I suppose I shouldn't complain, considering I'm doing what I've always wanted to do in the first place: tell stories in different forms of media. I get to direct, write, compose, everything I always wanted to do.

But, fuck me, it's tough to get in the mood these days. I feel like one of those housewives with a horny husband who's feeling up her left tit and she turns to him and says, "sorry, luv, I've got a headache".

Ah, joy. 

17.7.07 12:55


Dark City: 4:20pm

My second episode for Dark City, entitled '4:20pm', airs next wednesday, 18th of July at 10:30pm on Astro Ria. It's a time travel episode, confusing as fuck to direct for both me, the cast and crew (on which I'll elaborate later) and the trailer looks like this:

Like I said, it was confusing because it was a time travel episode. After the first two scripts I wrote based on synopsis' from Niche films (one of which, 'Cellphone', I directed) they asked for more stories, so I pulled out the old folder and looked for some old stories that I never got to shoot. One of them was this, '4:20pm', a short film I was originally supposed to shoot with the boys who later became known as Voxel. I figured, with all the horror and murder and rape and pillage of the other episodes, something a bit more 'Twilight Zone' would be cool.

But, good God, it was confusing. Shooting a time travel story is annoying because on set you don't usually shoot scenes in sequence, and since we had two different sets we figured we'd shoot one set on day one and the other on day two, but trying to remember what time the clocks are meant to be showing and whether or not the mug of coffee is in shot or not or whether it was hot or cold or whether the character was from the future or the past was a twisting head fuck. I've tried to edit it as clearly as possible so that it won't go over the heads of those watching it, but it could still confuse people.

The one shot I really like in this, though, is my little FX shot, where the future protagonist hides behind a wall as his past version walks past, all in the same shot (it's the last shot of the trailer). If anything, I'm just glad I got that shot.

The episode showing this week, directed by Na'a Murad, is called 'Ghost Rider' (don't know what the Malay name is) and has no relation to the Nicholas Cage movie based on the Marvel comic book. It's about a rempit (motorbike racer) who is possesed by the spirit of a racer who died when he buys his bike. I'm acting in it as a mechanic (so no crap Chinese accent this time, just covered in a lot of grease).

Hope those of you who've been watching are enjoying the show. Noonch. 

10.7.07 17:54


Dark City: Cellphone - This Wednesday!

2.7.07 07:18


Dark City: Death Row

 
Tony Pietra's first episode, 'Death Row', airs tonight on Astro Ria. Check it out! Here's the details from the dude himself:
 
Niche Films Present
DARK CITY
Channel: Astro Ria (04)
Date: Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Time: 10:30:00 PM

Episode 03 - DEATH ROW (Synopsis):
 A stark, violent prison drama/thriller set in an imaginary Southeast
Asian country ... and beyond the grave. A brutal guard inflicts hell
on the inmates, but hellbound is the one who remains unrepentant for
his sadism. Directed by Cyberjaya-award winning filmmaker Tony Pietra.
Written by FINAS award-winning scribe Allan Koay. Music score by
AIM-award winning electro-rock artist Rabbit. Starring Ahmad Bahiki,
Rosdeen Suboh, Bront Palare, Johann Lim, Salman Roehner, Johan John,
Amir Shahlan.

Re-runs of DARK CITY: DEATH ROW for this week (in case you miss it):
DATE             TIME
28-Jun-2007    4:30:00 AM
28-Jun-2007    5:30:00 PM
29-Jun-2007    5:00:00 PM
30-Jun-2007    10:00:00 AM
1-Jul-2007       3:00:00 AM
 
27.6.07 09:59


Dark City Trailer

Here ye go. The trailer for the first few episodes of 'Dark City'. Enjoi.

 

27.6.07 09:52


Dark City: Cellphone

Yes. That's right. You see that? That's my name on a slate. I've finally got my name actually on a slate for a shoot! With lights! And a monitor! And a crew!

The shoot is for a TV series called 'Dark City', a kind of 'Twilight Zone' meets 'Tales from the Crypt' kinda thing. Originally I was brought on to write an episode. Then two. Then I was brought on to direct one. Then I wrote two more. And I directed three more.

As you can imagine, life was very busy...


At first, the thought of shooting with a crew was kinda daunting. I didn't know jack-shit about lighting and was kinda worried about my innability to speak fluent Malay, but it was good enough to communicate with the crew, who were all really cool, very profesional and incredibly talented. And I got to play with tracks!

The story, in a nutshell, is about a guy who finds a cellphone in the carpark of his office and decides to take it, only to be haunted by its previous owner. The show stars Bront Palare and Corine Adrienne and the two of them put in great performances.

It was actually kinda weird 'cos all this time I thought working with a crew would seriously hinder me, but it's done nothing but make life easier. There's someone else to think about what order to shoot the scenes, someone else to think about whether there's enough light in the shot, someone else to grab the props and feed the cast and make sure everyone's on time. And I could still shoot in my own style.


The only thing I wasn't used to was having the whole scene played from beginning to end because I've never had the luxury of two cameras. I was so used to shooting all of one actor's lines then shooting the rest of the other actor's lines for a conversation because of my own low-budget constraints.


On the production company side, it's just incredible that a company in Malaysia would be daring enough to have the kind of subject matter we've been shooting (murder, cannibalism, ghosts, vampires, posession, double-crossing, time travel, rape). Hell, the first episode (directed by the executive producer, Keith Chong) had the main character, a serial killer, taking off her panties and wiping the blood of her victims with it (in the end the panty shot was cut out by the station for obvious TV censorship reasons).

But yeah, enough of my rambling. Enjoy the rest of the weird comic-book photoshopped pics and be sure to tune in to this week's episode by Tony Pietra. My first episode, 'Cellphone', will be airing next week. Dark City, every Wednesday at 10.30pm on Astro Ria with a re-run on Thursday at 4.30am.





25.6.07 18:26


Dark City

So some of you may have been wondering where I've been for the past few weeks (of course, most of you probably couldn't give a toss but I won't hold that against you). But what have I been doing? This:


Tony's episode is airing this week and it is frickin' KICK ASS. It's called 'Death Row', a spooky jail story with plenty of creepiness and violence, written by the ever-spooky Allan Koay featuring music by the ever talented 'Rabbit'. Till then, spread the word.

Please.

25.6.07 12:03


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